Wednesday, August 30, 2006

mirrorballs.

everyone here in uk seems to think about uk.
i mean, they have their own driving-right cars instead of driving-left cars, their miles instead of km, their 9342892438943298238 several beers instead of a limited number of them and their carnival instead of...... our carnival.
well, i went to the notting hill carnival on sunday and i made a bunch of photos by myself [egocentric!] and just a video about crowd: when i'll be able to upload em on the net, you will probably see the pics on this blog.
however, it was not so funny: a lot of people, too black-yo-ya-yo-hip-hop-ula-op guys who wanna steal your wallet and too caribbean music, it seemed to be sebastian crab from that famous disney classic cartoon.
today i'm off and i'm waiting for a friend of mine who is going to visit london with me for a couple of days.
music: she's the heroin of english-masses, she's the prettiest smile ever watched, she's the nicest voice ever heard, she gets a pair of nice tiny boobs never touched.
she's
lily allen.





lily allen - ldn









from reading festival:





the subways - rock and roll queen










the automatic - monster













she wants revenge - tear you apart











thanks to kerz who let me upload this great tracks.

cheers.

Sunday, August 27, 2006

pastel days and neon-nights.

since long time i didn't post here, quite sad but i'm so busy at work.
yesterday i worked for 12hours without a break but i've collected several money-tips which let me have a great breakfast this morning.

oh, i've made several photos at work, here they are:






that's my fellow prepearing a bbq burger.












my chief gives me this great gift: do you like my bangles?












my boss spurs our groups: he's so charismatic.










music: right.
since jake shears helps tiga to sing his smashing "you gonna want me" tune, he became so famous in all the world but maybe someone should remember his group: the scissor sisters.
here it is their new single, the amazing erol alkan re-work and a teenage bad girl rmx [wtf he/she/they is/are ?]:






the scissor sisters - i don't feel like dancing









the scissor sisters- i don't feel like dancing [erol alkan re-work]








the scissor sisters - i don't feel like dancing [teenage bad girl remix]








zero 7, i could become homosexual and fall in love with you: i love you guys!






zero 7 - you're my flame

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

it's in folder "23(2006)".

free-day, oh yeah!
well, yesterday was a quite strange day, i mean, it happened a lot of things around me.
i'll clear you up about:
1] one girl who worked with me [currently she'll be probably in kuala lumpur cos it was her last work-day before coming back home in sidney] asked me if i was religious guys.
i felt quite odd cos i was working in front of the fridge bringing drinks on it and "why does this girl make this strange questions to me?"
by the way, i said to her i used to blaspheme in italy [and i dunno why she was scared after this "joke"] and she continued to say
"c'mon you're italian, for sure you'll be so religious..by the way, a christian young group will come here to drink something. can you just go upstairs and give em what they want? you know, you're italian and they'll be more comfortable by speaking with a guy who is religious too"

i started thinking about
"am i working with a stupid?"

so, i went upstairs to wait this "religious group" and when they came in our pub, i saw just several girls who wore hot-jeansy-shorts and a polo with a "christian group" s tag.
they ordered a lot of shots, sambuca, corky's and so on.

so if i was the prototype of religious italian guy, those girls should be english sluts' ones.
2]i was so tired and i went down to the dressing room to dress me up with my clothes.
my boss was speaking up with her girlfriend and their shouts could be listened to me as far as i was dressed up again.
just heard about "fuck" and other cool words but when i went upstairs, just took my coin-tips, my red-bull, said goodnite to everyone and then came back home.


3]another girl who works with me is so kind, really.
so several times she corrects my faults and helps me everytime.
i got a new nanny!




about music, new forthcoming album from the rapture should rock as usual.






the rapture - get myself into it









metric could be my own best musical discover ever heard: pure uk atmospheres and a great influences by acoustic bands.






metric - between the bars [elliott smith cover]










ladies & gentlemen, aphex twin:







aphex twin - windowlicker [run-jeremy's x-rated lick]

Monday, August 21, 2006

finally i've found my favourite corn-flakes.

strange feelings, i mean, there's something shining in my humor thanks to a simple chat.
by the way, after a dinner at miso, a chinese-japanese famous restaurant here in london, and a glass of the worst red wine in all the world [californian wine?c'mon man, why don't you buy shit instead of this wine? i think you'll spend less money], i'm ready to sleep.
i feel so "old" now, but it's too hard to work all day long.
concerning music, well, i thought about posting something on a japanese [mh, damned chat!] artist who is ecletic as being naked in a conservative christian meeting[that dullness was taken from a bbc's show, so if you don't like it, please, denounce em]: i'm talking about cornelius.






cornelius - drop












if this song was made by two italians, they probably will be al bano & romina.
but in uk there's a strange and pathological love for the indie scene and so everything coming from this area is considered as a good work.
by the way, i can understand why swedish guys peter bjorn and john seems to be a type of superstar here in uk: maybe thanks to several [shitty & cheesy]rmxes?
try to explain me the main point of this statement by listening to their track:








peter bjorn and john - young folks









any chances to explain my great love for yeah yeah yeahs?





yeah yeah yeahs - turn into












"the power of the beats pushes it up" uhm..
"The power punch, the beats, the bunch, the yeah" uhm..


c'mon tiga!what are you fucking saying? i can't understand you, sigh.





tiga - move my body [boys noize rmx]

Sunday, August 20, 2006

snaaaake-pint!

fucking englishmen, how many pints do you wanna drink everytime? bha.








annie - heartbeat [phones "maximo" remix]

Thursday, August 17, 2006

a BBQ burger, please.

my second day at "walkabout", tired but satisfied.
it's a big inn quite near to covent garden and it's full of aussie flags, woody intern decoration and a lot of drinks.
i've to say a big thanks to my home-mate alisha: she just beared for all the day.



some new staff from sigur ros, currently one of my favourite band:





sigur ros - gong








"cansei de ser sexy"["bored to be sexy" in portoguese] is a brazilian group who owns a great 80s taste, hope to listen to their album as soon as possible [the new "chicks on speed"? we'll see].





cansei de ser sexy - let's make love and listen to death from above







since i'm in london, i've just seen several times a lot of stickers and posters concerning new "the knife"s single [we share our mother's health]: i love these guys and i'm really happy they are so successful in all the world. buy their last and huge album called "silent shout", it's a masterpiece.





the knife - we share our mother's health [ratatat remix]

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

erase my brain.

just thinking about something.


or "someone".


this song is for you, i dunno where you are but smile:


thom yorke - the eraser

Monday, August 14, 2006

living on the couch.

here it is my nice living room, so comfortable thanks to two great leather couches and a fast wireless broadband.
by the way, london is really cold. brrr..
just read something on the net for a modigliani's gallery here in london: quite expensive, i mean, 40£.. i have to find a good way to go and see it.

Zero 7 - Throw It All Away



and please: zero 7 are not air.




Friday, August 11, 2006

no more homeless.

new home, new room and new friends: two guys, one from australia and one from poland and two girls, one from australia too and one from u.s.a. : a kinda meltin pot.

tomorrow i'll probably make some photos for this blog. it need more pics on it.
indeed enjoy this huge tune, probably one of my favourite track of this summer.

p.s. death from above 1979 are broken up =(









revl9n - someone like you [mstrkrft sweat remix]

Monday, August 07, 2006

ok computer is the best album of my life.

i wonder if you know what i'm doing:
WHITE COFFEE FOR SURE!

yes, now it tastes quite similar to a milk & coffee mix so i'm really happy, gh. so well, today i feel shining while weather is really a shame: i mean, it looks like being in a burial cerimony.

so, i'm in hoxton square in a stylish bar taking my cup of white-coffee and writing about my day.
well, in front of me, on a black leather sofa, there's a man [probably gay] who looks like domenico dolce [yes, he's gay]. he's chatting on the mob-phone, he's quite angry: maybe his fiancee is going to be no-more his "boyfriend". by the way, it's not a trouble for me. yesterday i was thinking about difficulties to talk by mob-phone.
i mean, it was really hard to find a home by talking with people thanks to mob-phones. so, due to my particular inclination to be a kinda alienist, i'll describe you several categories concerning the englishman-prototype on the mob-phone or in different places:

my holder:

m= me/michele/michi/magnificent
h = holder
m "hi there, i read an announce on gumtree.com about your room.."
h "OH YEAH, COOL! WELL, THE PRICE IS ABOUT 76 PER WEEK, bills and broadband includeed. then you must gimme a deposit and at least two weeks of notice and it's quite important for you that............................ ............................ ......................................OK?"
m "hi there, i read an announce on gumtree.com about your room.."


at the resturant:

m= me/michele/michi/magnificent
w = waitress
m "a white-coffee with three cookies, please"
w "&%%(/$(/ pounds and °ç°§*éè pence please sir"
m " ...sorry about, could you repeat please?"
w "&%%(/$(/ pounds and °ç°§*éè pence, sir"
m "could you speak up please?"
w "&%%(/$(/ pounds and °ç°§*éè_ pence please sir"
m "ops, i've lost my wallet!"

the club:

m= me/michele/michi/magnificent
w = waiterman

m " one martini"
w "bianco o rosso?"
m " **astonished** er...bianco"
w "ghiaccio?"
m "**astonishedx2** uhm..yes, ghiaccio....ma sei italiano?"
w "what?"



and that's all i think, folks.
my experiences could be funny but please, remember: don't try this at home.
what a fuck, i'm joking. ok, now domenico dolce looks like being so so so so angry and my white-coffee is quite cold so...
cya tomorrow.
cheers.

Sunday, August 06, 2006

white-coffee?white-coffe.white-coffee?white-coffe.white-coffee?white-coffe.white-coffee?white-coffe.

well, i'm finally in london.
what could i say? trip was quite upsetting due to a babe who cried for all trip long.
incredible headache: i was thinking about enduring a terroristic attack on the plane or a possible crash in the sea but believe me when i say there's nothing worse than an english weeping kid.
then, days go by finding a job.
it's really not simple cos we're in august, everyone is on holiday and for sure, staff of every resturant, lounge-cafè, pizzeria and so on is totally reduced in few units.
i was looking for a job like dish-washer or waiter or..i don't know, anything will be ok for me.

about home, yes i've found a nice room near old street, the coolest part of london full of clubs and fun but i need to pay the owner of it cos the day before yesterday, a stupid cash-machine stole my interantional card and so now i'm like a poodle.
by the way, my new home is cool: a great living room with a cool garden, 8mb wireless broadband and five tiny and funny home-mates. currently i don't remember their names cos i'v just known em yesterday so i've to take my time and know em in a better way.
what else? oh yeah: when you'll be in london, try to ask for a "white coffee" in several cafè : you'll probably drink something like milk&coffee in a cafè, cappuccino in another one, espresso in another one, milk with corn-flakes in another one...i mean, c'mon guys, you've to enlight your mind: WHITE COFFEE = COFFEE + MILK. is it so difficult?bha.
however i'm going on with this "white coffee" cos, as you can see, it tastes everytime in a different way so it represents my "everyday meal".




about london: well, i've visited it not so much due to different problems but i've just walked around soho which is maybe the most central part of london: it's full of nice guys, people who come back home from work and a "sexual" block with gays and "sluts"...eheheh it's folkloristic =)

i feel a new london, totally distinct from the one i known two years ago: london was the perfect word to describe the meaning of "underground"; the typical prototype for a "crowded suburbian" city, full of brands and light in several colors and with a huge meltin pot of cultures.
now london is so different: if i can use a word to describe it, it will be probably "new-dadaistic".
it's an accumulation of "several ways to do something" with a lot of people who love to live different life-style without using typical tags for, example, a punker, rocker, slut, pimp and so on.
london is mirror about how a society could be: a bit of pencil, a bit of pen. a bit of cardboard, a bit of stickers. a bit of posters, a bit of crayon.
i mean, london had/has got/will have its questions to solve for the eternity but this "new city" should be an example for all the world, in particular for the italian way of life which is the worst one in all the europe.
i'd like to go to national gallery today, i hope.
i'd like to watch some handlworks made by impressionistic artists and national gallery is one of the most provided in this field.
**listening to a jazz-group, not my favourite cup of tea**
well, my white-coffee is going to be cold so....cheers and i hope to update some freshy tune as soon as possible.

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

london's calling.

have fun on holiday, london's calling.
cheers.








oh, enjoy my mashup.

tiga vs plastikman - hot spastik [k*lode "road to london" mashup]

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

my minimix.





k*lode minimix







tracklist:

air - don't be light [mr. oizo rmx] virgin france s.a.
technotronic - pump up the jam [acapella] ars productions
technotronic - pump up the jam ars productions
konrad black & gosthman - medusa smile [don't look back...] wagon repair
daft punk vs justice - let there be the yeah [k*lode "we love norcina" mashup] no-label
surkin - radio fireworks institubes
tiga - move my body different
aphex twin - run jeremy's window licker aphex twin [white]
soulwax - ny excuse [justice rmx] pias
groove armada - my friend pepper records
soulwax - ny excuse pias
the long blondes - fulwood babylon rough trade
kelis - bossy [switch rmx] virgin records
patrick cowley & sylvester - do you wanna funk ariola benelux
new order - blue monday london records
i-robots - frau [boysnoize rmx] boysnoize records
spoon - i turn my camera on merge records
cansei de ser sexy - let's make love and listen death from above trama virtual
simian - never be alone source uk
zongamin - bongo song ed banger records
justice vs simian - never be alone [dj hell's bavarian gigolo rmx] gigolo records




this is my personal minimix and probably it will send to radio bbc1 for annie mac's show: it was made yesterday and it's about 20 tracks or more in 5 minutes. hope you like it.

washed out!